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Asanteni Sana Kenyanlisters, God Bless Ya All!!!!
Listing #416 by KenyanList Archives on July 29, 2020    . Viewed 37 times . Replied to 0 times . Printed 0 times

HI ALL!

ON THE 23RD APRIL 2008, I POSTED A LISTING ABOUT MY EX RUINING MY MARRIAGE. IT WAS NOT AN EASY TIME FOR ME, LIKE YOU CAN REMEMBER, MY WIFE HAD TAKEN A WALK OUT OF MY LIFE SIGHTING THE SMS' SHE USED TO RECEIVE FROM MY EX.

A MEETING BETWEEN OUR FAMILIES WAS SCHEDULED FOR SAT 26 APR AND I GOT ALL KIND OF RESPONSES FROM BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN THE KENYANLIST STABLE, SOME NEGATIVE, SOME POSITIVE, SOME MOCKING, SOME CONSOLING AND SO ON AND SO FORTH.

I WOULD BE SINCERE WITH YOU. I WEIGHED THE OPTIONS AND DECIDED TO ATTEND THE "kangaroo" COURT.

I MAINTAINED MY COOL (LIKE MOST OF YOU ADVISED) AND SINCE MY WIFE WAS THE COMPLAINANT, HER SIDE WAS GIVEN THE PODIUM FIRST. WHAT CAME OUT WAS BARELY NOTHING, NOTHING WORTH CONVERGING LIKE 12 GUYS FROM SHAGS.

IT ENDED UP THAT SHE WAS JUST WORRIED OF HER SECURITY IN OUR RELATIONSHIP, WHICH I WAS TOLD TO PUBLICLY CONFIRM, WHICH I DID AND WHALLA.. GAME SHOT!!

FROM THEN ON IS WHEN I REALISED THE REAL MOTIVES OF THESE SHAGS FOLKS.

IT WAS PARTY TIME LIKE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!! GUYS I EXPECTED TO BANDY WORDS AND TO SOME EXTEND FIGHT, WERE ALL IN A PARTYING MOOD!!! EVEN SOME OF THE SPEAKERS WERE NOT GIVEN A CHANCE TO SPEAK AS THE CASE WAS PRIMARILLY DISMISSED TO MY FAVOUR.

THE FOLLOWING DAY THEY LEFT FOR THEIR RESPECTIVE HOMES, ALL SMILES......

LATER ON, MY WIFE AND I DECIDED TO TAKE A BREAK AND RETREAT SOMEWHERE. WE DECIDED THE COAST WOULD BE IDEAL. WHILE THERE, WE DISCUSSED ALOT. I ASKED HER IF SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO PULL A FAST ONE OR................

AT ONE POINT I EVEN THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS A KENYAN LISTER. I TRIED ASKING HER WHETHER SHE HAD EVER HEARD NAMES LIKE xabi AND couchpotato JUST TO SEE WHETHER SHE WOULD RAISE AN EYEBROW, BLANK.

WE SORTED OUT WHATEVER SMALL DIFFERENCE WAS THERE AND NOW WE ARE BACK AGAIN AS TIGHT AS R@SA.

I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO THANK THE FOLLOWING FOR BOTH YOUR SUPPORTIVE AND DEMORALISING IDEAS AND VIEWS.

sahau, hardrorc, eddlove, kasmall, joto, gates, guru, nzingili, john ku, etto, tat, herbo, sylar, scouse, tatoo, pendo love mwende, benno, seeker, chacha, ochuodho j (with whom we grew with in the same estate, and never cared to assist) AND ALL THE REST.

JUST KNOW THAT BY EXPOSING YOUR VIEWS, I ALWAYS SAW THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL AND I KNEW THAT ALL WAS NOT GONE.

THANKS ALOT AND GOD BLESS!!!!!

NB: the bus carrying my in-laws was hijacked at kinungi area in kikuyu, guys were robbed, beaten. they all went home empty handed and INJURED.

By amiro on 13-May-2008

›› eddlove  13-May-2008, reply_59646

mos welcome

›› amiro  13-May-2008, reply_59652

@hi eddlove, thanks alot!

but when do you ever work???? you are all over the replies, please tell me: are you the admin???????

›› Sahau  13-May-2008, reply_59659

"NB: the bus carrying my in-laws was hijacked at kinungi area in kikuyu, guys were robbed, beaten. they all went home empty handed and INJURED."

He hehehe hehe hehe @Amiro. Am soooooooo happpyyy for you brother! Tell mama to stop those silly stunts. If she wants relas to feast you can always do it - ama?

›› guru  13-May-2008, reply_59660

@amiro, thanks u had a happy ending. Once more, pliz always engage yua wify in talks whenever anything goes wrong. Dont EVER sleep with something disturbing u. All the same karibu and sorry for your in-laws!!

›› eddlove  13-May-2008, reply_59661

i am

›› amiro  13-May-2008, reply_59680

@eddie,thanks.

@sahau, hey, i didnt plan that. maybe God was just trying to punnish some opportunists!

@guru, you are a real GURU. always positive in thoughts.....

i owe you guys a drink one of these fine days!

›› Sahau  13-May-2008, reply_59684

@amiro, your prayer has been answered. You can buy the drinks on 4th June. Ama eddlove?

›› hardrorc  13-May-2008, reply_59701

welcome brother

›› linto  13-May-2008, reply_59705

Amiro i also need to have some in-laws robbed and beaten up. Si you give me the contacts of your people so that they can discipline my people, pliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

›› couchpotato  13-May-2008, reply_59711

@Amiro: Yaani me I don't come where the thanks are. I come in at the interrogation stage, ati, do you know Couchpotato? Ha ha ha. Nice to know it all turned well though!

›› amiro  13-May-2008, reply_59715

@sahau 4th June is rather a strange day. wednesday............ mmmmh?

@linto he he he he, that's funny. but for christ's sake i didnt plan for that. just pray hard to God and you shall know the meaning of "and the truth shall set you free"

@couchp no hard feelings bro. you are a starring here, so i thought i could ring bells. remember i thanked whoever i could remember, plus all the rest...

@linto, contact me and gimme your no. i think you need some help......

›› eddlove  13-May-2008, reply_59716

amiro drinks for the panelists

›› amiro  13-May-2008, reply_59722

@eddlove, times are hard ma bro........... harambee itasaidia.

kidogo kidogo tujaze kibaba.

@sahau if my memories serve me correct, sometime last year you had promised me a viceroy.

wht hpnd?

›› Sahau  13-May-2008, reply_59767

@amiro, eddlove has the correct date.

›› joto  14-May-2008, reply_59870

niaje amiro. though i strongly objected in laws coming in i am happy that you guys are together. and while we are still at it we are having a bash soon. and just like the other one frothy bevereges will be served and we hope to see you there for a celebration.

›› Supernatural Success  14-May-2008, reply_60033

Welcome brother.Had your wife taken some more time to return I promised 2 nurse ur broken heart.

Mwambie achunge,thanks to the robbers who robbed ur inlaws but wish they did it without violence.

Hope u didnt organize for the same.

›› Tat  14-May-2008, reply_60040

Welcome! About the robbers Thats so funny!!!!!!. Hope you told her that while she was away you were having thoughts about the maid! she will never come home late leave alone running away from her matrimony home

Good luck in your marriage!

›› amiro  14-May-2008, reply_60044

@joto. There was really no reason of avoiding them coz i knew right from the start that they had no concrate material to base their arguments on. it turned out that these guys were just bored of the village and neede a retreat, and ofcourse who to foot the bill.....me. if you watch "papa shirandula" the way his in laws behave, thats what am talking about. OPPORTUNISTS.

@pendo love mwende. thanks sista, i was thinking about that "nursing " bit thoroughly. but like i said before at one time i even thought my wifey was a kenyanlister(maybe even you). but dont worry, there is still room for ammendments, we can still work a thin or two out.

PLEASE, PLEASE, i did not organize for the thugs to ambush the inlaws. am no that bad, thats how God responds to guys who will not listen to Him.

›› eddlove  14-May-2008, reply_60045

amiro bash is on the first sato of the month of june be there grace villa baibe

›› amiro  14-May-2008, reply_60048

@Tat. thanks a bunch. hey guys whats up with the robbers thing?? buses are hijacked on a daily basis along that area. just check your local dailies and you shall agree with me.

nb:I NEVER EVEN AT ONE TIME HAD THOUGHTS ABOUT THE MAID. ONLY COLD TUSKERS.

›› Supernatural Success  14-May-2008, reply_60063

No Amiro am not your wife but we can compare notes at some point.

I can do it,i swear I can nurse a broken heart properly being a kao and what akao can do.

›› seeker  16-May-2008, reply_60828

most welcome; women go crazy when they sniff insecurity in their relationships.amiro, where can we find devoted men like you?

›› Dantez  16-May-2008, reply_60887

does that mean u will pay the 300kes for me as a sign of asante???

›› Tatoo  16-May-2008, reply_60949

Thanks alot and you're always welcome. @ amiro make sure you dont miss the bash

›› Tatoo  16-May-2008, reply_60950

Thanks alot and you're always welcome. @ amiro make sure you dont miss the bash

 

 

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