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Is It True….
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Iv heard these theories before and i just wanted to confirm if they r true.

1. That before a camel is slaughtered, it is requested to be slaughtered, whereby it sheds tears then it accepts

2. That if a donkey is carried on the back of a pick-up truck, it will laugh itself to death, because it will find the fast moving trees as a funny scenario.

caution to readers : answers may contain, whole truths, whole lies and idiots may be seen to post insults.

 

›› xabi  07-Aug-2009
Lets ask our donkey hardrorc. hardroooooooooooooooooooooc!!!!

›› supu
  07-Aug-2009, reply_156935
cant wait to see what JD says to this one

›› Saidi Mira
  07-Aug-2009, reply_156938
As for the donkey, it is true. That is why they are transported in the midst of cows in trucks. If not ,one must use route 11

›› the kiuk protagonist
  07-Aug-2009, reply_156942
Route 11 ndio gani? Juguma uka haha na ka fangi kau gaku togushie tumenye niatia

›› Sahau
  07-Aug-2009, reply_156947
Yes its true. And in TZ the thugs ask you “Tunaomba kukunyanganya simu yako tafadhali”.

›› aragorn
  07-Aug-2009, reply_156949
route 11 is trekking
jugumax his on his way to work; mlolongo to uthiru is very far!

›› sudi
  07-Aug-2009, reply_156953
why would a camel shed tears?

›› nyengese
  07-Aug-2009, reply_156954
@KP…This is a fascinating observation.Personally, I have no idea
@Sahau…and the girls go like…”kaka naomba kukuzia ngono”

›› lovemat
  07-Aug-2009, reply_156956
laughing donkey!!????….haiya, hiyo sijawahi sikia ever!

›› aragorn
  07-Aug-2009, reply_156959
camel is entertained before its slaughtered that i know. in entertaining i mean tunes like drum etc.

›› amiro
  07-Aug-2009, reply_156966
camels are slaughtered??

›› Juguma Diani
  07-Aug-2009, reply_156967
Cira wa funda ųciragwo nėarėa mena cio. In this case, does anyone own a donkey in this village? Reke twanjėrėe hau andų aitų.

›› lovemat
  07-Aug-2009, reply_156968
@amiro….No, they`re chinjwad!

›› aragorn
  07-Aug-2009, reply_156970
jugumax finally umefika job! hehe hows the journey to work?

›› falafulani
  07-Aug-2009, reply_156972
What i knw is a camel will not go to slaughter if it smells bllod so what they usualy do is there is a camel tht is specificaly trianed to withstand the blood stench, this camel (called a judas) is usualy a leader among the herd and is what is used to lead fellow camels to slaughter.
@Arragorn, enyewe hapo umetupanga bt @K.P The crying part tho is true..

›› aragorn
  07-Aug-2009, reply_156976
at fala its for shizzle my nizzle!

›› Mhhhmmm
  07-Aug-2009, reply_156984
The donkey part is true ….

›› Juguma Diani
  07-Aug-2009, reply_156985
It was gud working out in the morning. @ aragornx. Anyway, do u know why donkeys r known as beasts of burden?

›› supu
  07-Aug-2009, reply_156987
that was good info.. a laughing donkey……….

›› Juguma Diani
  07-Aug-2009, reply_156996
Fala how do you support those facts? Is there a slaughter house for camels? Lastly, are u talking from xperience or just myths?

›› the kiuk protagonist
  07-Aug-2009, reply_157001
Juguma i only askd ndio usiende ocha umalize punda zote, akina ssumu baridi

›› aragorn
  07-Aug-2009, reply_157002
jugumax
1. beasts of burden by rolling stones(as a song)
2. because they are used for transporting loads/doing other heavy work(donkeys or elephants)…or there is another meaning???

›› spliff*
  07-Aug-2009, reply_157005
hehehe…… 1st heard the donkey theory nikiwa cell parklands (hadnt fastened my safety belt so they took me in) the version i heard is that it will swallow its heart (dont ask me how) another was ati its heart will explode. so when you buy a donkey you better walk with it mpaka nyumbani kwako. s— is funny

›› Riquelme
  07-Aug-2009, reply_157012
As for donkey its true or one can poor soapy water(omo,ariel,toss etc) on its eyes.

›› Juguma Diani
  07-Aug-2009, reply_157014
You mean u’ve never heard of donkeys laughing? U never sieze to amaze me. @ supu. Ona bea igėthekaga.

›› ochuodho Jr.
  07-Aug-2009, reply_157015
i spoke to a donkey the other day

›› falafulani
  07-Aug-2009, reply_157016
@JD, any slaughter house can be used but normaly camels are slaughtered at night as it involves alot of work.back in campo, i used to own a butchery so im speaking from facts

›› lovemat
  07-Aug-2009, reply_157017
^ ^ ^…….they dont only laugh, but talk????? hehehe

›› lovemat
  07-Aug-2009, reply_157018
fala!!!……..you!,you!,you!……..now you **** me….as in you owned a camel butchery while in campus!! where was this, Mogadishu?

›› falafulani
  07-Aug-2009, reply_157019
@Lovematt, he he nt a camel butchery but kawa nyama but wen u go to the kichinjio u learn this tngs…

›› kingangi
  07-Aug-2009, reply_157021
hahahahaha @oj.woe onto it if it was female.

now i cee how people earn a living@fala.


›› Juguma Diani
  07-Aug-2009, reply_157023
Few facts here aragornx.
1. A donkey can laugh the loudest.
2. A donkey can fart the loudest.
3.A donkey can kick the hardest.
4.A donkey can own the biggest. (mųcuthe).
5.A donkey can carry the heaviest.
6. Just dont ask the “kųhųrana mųtė” part. This animal is the killer.
But still the most humble beast u’ll come across.

›› aragorn
  07-Aug-2009, reply_157028
jugumax hiii yote uliju aje? i know of #3 and #5 pekee!

›› Juguma Diani
  07-Aug-2009, reply_157029
Fala you mean ulikuwa butchery uko Garbatura?

›› Juguma Diani
  07-Aug-2009, reply_157031
Aragorn kwani ulilelewa wapi wewe.Ama umekuwa kwa incubator all ur life?

›› aragorn
  07-Aug-2009, reply_157034
jugumax nili lelewa place ina ma dolphins & horses pekee!

›› Juguma Diani
  07-Aug-2009, reply_157043
I get u now. @ aragornx. Thats why utapiga soma the first time a donkey will fart near u. Infact utapiga soma alafu umelt.
Hėndė ėrėa ųgakora funda yųkėtie nėguo ųkamenya kau gaku nė gaspecimen ga tųduidui. Nė niė dera we aragorni.

›› aragorn
  07-Aug-2009, reply_157076
juguma, ahora lo que estás escribiendo?

›› falafulani
  07-Aug-2009, reply_157122
Woii @JD, nikitusiwa ivo mi naua mtu…

›› BB
  07-Aug-2009, reply_157216
mmmhh i dint knw …

JD i wish i can get it from a donkey ” Njuthe”


›› the kiuk protagonist
  07-Aug-2009, reply_157338
Bb ungiheo mutirima ni funda ungikaya nginya roshio, ugiuga mbu ta xabi akihurwo mbaara ni cutie

›› matoem
  07-Aug-2009, reply_157341
@JD u r one sick fellow…am falling off my seat!

›› nakupendas
  08-Aug-2009, reply_157455
::: JD :::
You cant be serious,for donkey,its too big

›› the kiuk protagonist
  09-Aug-2009, reply_157537
Jd aliskia punda ikishuta wapi?
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