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The Dirty Tits Of Ruthigiti
Listing #1156 by KenyanList Archives on 17/10/2020    Viewed 49 times . Replied to 0 times . Printed 0 times

Yesterday, after two frustrating morning meetings in town, I decided to test-drive an old car I love. Since the car didn’t have an insurance cover, I opted to drive through Karen on to Dagoreti Market, Thogoto, Gikambura, Ruthigiti and on to Kamangu, where I have a tonne of relatives. The road is absolutely amazing – new, wide and with very, very few cars.

The drive was uneventful, but I decided to drive back before dark, around 5pm. On a whim, I stopped at Ruthigiti and entered a small bar called Visions where I found several young men drinking Senator. May be it was my strange car, but the place soon kind of filled up. I asked for and paid for three Summits (Ksh75 each).

Now, this is where things get interesting. Among the ka-small crowd that had walked in were like four girls, aged I guess around 20-24 years. You know the kind of girls am talking about – true village calicos in dirty T-shirts, crooked teeth, sandals etc etc. You could tell they had not taken a bath that morning, and that they had possibly dropped at Std 4.

The gals kept stealing glances at me, I guess trying to figure me out. I overheard one say she had to finish her 25-bob glass of senator fast because she had not milked.

The strange thing is, and am saying this honestly, I got turned on! I mean, I found myself remotely interested in possibly banging one or two of the gals. I could make out their dirty bra-less tits through the old, worn-out T-shirts, and it stirred something in me. To be sure, I would not be seen dead on the streets of Nairobi walking with any of the gals. They just wouldn’t fit in.

Today, looking back, I can still feel that primitive urge to get one or two of the gals. I want to feel her warm, sweaty, unwashed body below me. May be it’s the middle-age thing. May be it’s the feeling of power. May be its because I know it’ll be easier for me to manipulate them seeing as they come from what is essentially a hardship area, I don’t know.

Because the young guys around were giving me so much respect, being older and all, I could not get any of the gals to give me her number (assuming they even have phones!). I did not even speak to any of them. But when I was about to leave, I got a brain wave. John, the 23-year old barman. I got his number. Today, I looked at it and I was unsure whether to call or not.

But deep inside, I know one of these days am gonna…..

PS: If you were driving along Langata Road any where near Karen Shopping Centre yesterday around 7pm, mine was the car that was without lights, driving towards Langata Police Station. The darn things went off! Which means, of course, I’ll need another road test to Ruthigiti!

 

Couchpotato

 

›› Sylar  23-Nov-2010, reply_445772
nama nama nama weh waru! ha ha ha ha ha you have made my day ati “I could make out their dirty bra-less tits through the old, worn-out T-shirts, and it stirred something in me”…. he he he he he you guy you are just a randy fellow!

›› **KINYAU*!
  23-Nov-2010, reply_445775
someone talked of a dirty punani! being caressed by one of those chics is like having a massage with a nail file!

›› the kiuk protagonist
  23-Nov-2010, reply_445781
Couch I knew you were going to loose it!! I just dint know it would be so soon!! A dirty bra-less girl? ata ocha huwa siwaangalii!!

›› mucii munene
  23-Nov-2010, reply_445782
ehehehehe laughed all the way. I had to scroll up in the middle to see who this skilled writer is… this cracked me up for real.

PS: Please do another road test, bang the dirtiest, then write something for our sinful please right here. Klist forever


›› Lol
  23-Nov-2010, reply_445784
I wonder whether this folk kids gonna stunt like him

›› artur
  23-Nov-2010, reply_445787
Man,go for what your heart desires.

›› couchpotato
  23-Nov-2010, reply_445789
@Sylar: I swear in the name of Jesus that the above is true. There was one particular gal, about five foot two, nice body – and imagine all I have to do is probably send her fare we hook up at Dago market. Am I sick or what?

›› the kiuk protagonist
  23-Nov-2010, reply_445795
Couch ul regret that decision more severely than the other stupid decision you made last year of sending $1000 to Nigeria for processing after claiming you had won the lottery

›› couchpotato
  23-Nov-2010, reply_445797
@KP: You travel a lot. You want to tell me you’ve never had a similar experience, may be with a nubile topless Turkana 17-year old ukasema kama si wale mkonao…..

@MM: Asante sana. True story by the way.


›› couchpotato
  23-Nov-2010, reply_445804
@KP: Why? Those gals even when they get pregnant, you go see her father with 30K anakwambia hata afadhali wewe unamletea kitu kidogo kuliko tufala local boys twa chang’aa! Unapata free pass any time you want!

@Artur: Am really, really tempted.


›› afriQDef
  23-Nov-2010, reply_445807

….he he..this is really nice, very original Mzee Couch…lmao

›› poponono
  23-Nov-2010, reply_445809
What you are feeling is quite normal, but this dirty chics are banged by anyone willing especially those tu-joints za Senator.

I am waiting for the next road test.


›› Tonytone
  23-Nov-2010, reply_445815
great storo couch! anyway just take one of dem gals na ujioshee. buy her a spanking new bra, nice 2nd hand jeans and top, good 2nd hand shoes, lip-stick and a toothbrush. it will cost u just 2k and she will look class ya muthaiga! then go further and buy a porn dvd for a few lessons coz those kinda chicks have never seen a ‘snake’ close to their lips. you will be the hottest couple in tao! go 4 it dude. make sure she also shaves down theiya!

›› **KINYAU*!
  23-Nov-2010, reply_445816
test drive, tits, dingy joint, lightless car, why do i think u have already banged one braless chic, only u r afraid to admit!

›› couchpotato
  23-Nov-2010, reply_445820
@afriQDef: This is NO fiction. It’s the TRUTH.

@Poponono: Thanks. Sometimes people can make you feel you are a weirdo when you are just normal. About the gals being banged by everybody, I know. But Ruthigiti is a rural setting and if I give John the bar-man a 500 tip, he’ll do better vetting than Parliament!


›› yvonne
  23-Nov-2010, reply_445823
you have interesting fetishes

›› the kiuk protagonist
  23-Nov-2010, reply_445824
Couch it happens, especially in Juba, there are very many beautiful “Paleki” like girls, they talk -2% English and they smell like last week but when you think of their lips and their firm round breasts…u think otherwise…

›› couchpotato
  23-Nov-2010, reply_445826
@Tonytone: If you were near, I’d have hugged you! It’s like you’ve read my mind kabisa! I am tired of buying Catholic University gals Black Ice at Rafikiz for Ksh200 and then they bring complications. Kwanza they come like in a hyena pack of three, and you meet the entire bill of kedo 3K and you still don’t get nothing.

With the 3K, the mother of the rural gal herself will present her to me, for God’s sake!

@Kinyau: No. But I will, probably!


›› poponono
  23-Nov-2010, reply_445832
*@couch…life has no rehearsal and considering that you are over 55yrs, I would say go for the “dirty tits” before “eco-jeneza” catches up with u.

*pun intended.


›› **KINYAU*!
  23-Nov-2010, reply_445842
i totally agree! it is time to redistribute wealth to poor rural gals! hio ni affirmative action!

›› amiro
  23-Nov-2010, reply_445845
@couch, whats been happening to you of late? the last time we met you didn’t have grey (read white) hair on your head!

but otherwise your body frame and face have still not changed……….


›› Ms. Baibes
  23-Nov-2010, reply_445853
Na leo, kweli klist ina mambo…

›› couchpotato
  23-Nov-2010, reply_445854
@Amiro: That’s actually my uncle, not me.

@Kinyau: Yes I can! (er, with a little help from Cialis)


›› pkay3D
  23-Nov-2010, reply_446048
@Couchpotato, that was an interesting read, keep it up. Cant help laughing!

›› Doomsday
  23-Nov-2010, reply_446056
Couch,dirty young girls who dont know how to properly wash their pussies are a complete No!No!Your d—will come out smelling worse than a skunk and coated in plenty of stinky whitish stuff…Yuck..!

›› Somatomy
  24-Nov-2010, reply_447506
True true dooms,yuk
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